Finally, someone has replicated in a lab and packaged the taste of victory.
I didn’t expect victory to be tennis ball shaped*, but then again, I never really thought about the look of the taste of victory. The pink is off putting – does pink victory taste different than yellow victory? Is there some underlying gender stuff going on? Am I overthinking gumballs?
The taste of victory isn’t cheap, or nutritious, but it is sugary corn syrupy sweet.
Title: Santana – Winning. 1981.
*”International tennis sensation Maria Sharapova” can’t be wrong.