My confession: I drink tap water. I know, no added vitamins, energy boosters, and fruity colours. Hold your gasps. It never occurred to my how deficient nature is in this regard.
This could be the missing piece in my slow-twitch puzzle. If I want to be a skinny fast runner I should drink Skinny Sport Water. All the goodness of water and more. More chemicals yes, but skinny sporty chemicals. With four sport flavours (blue fit, pink power, green active, red shape) to suit your sporty needs. 0 calories, 0 sugar, 0 sodium, 0 guilt. Only natural flavours found in fruits and vegetables. And given that there are no sugars or calories, probably no fruits or vegetables. But there is a wee bit of sucralose and Ace-K as sweetners. And patented extracts. Sounds deliciously refreshing.
Title: The Beach Boys – Don’t go Near the Water. 1971.