1. Your ponytail hangs low enough on your back to trap your neck sweat, becoming wetter and heavier as the run progresses until you need to stop and wring out your hair.
2. This may also be a sign that it is too damn hot to run.
3. No, I probably won’t stop complaining about the weather.
4. Until September.
5. I really hope by September.
Title Reference: Five Man Electrical Band – Signs. 1971.